Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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