And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
it glows. i had to have it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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