So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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