Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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