she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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