Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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