Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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