Your face is a jimmy john
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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