I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Operation Purity has been aborted
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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