Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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