Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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