Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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