So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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