I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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