Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
