i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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