Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm both gender and math confused
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
