You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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