wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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