oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
