So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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