Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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