Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
cat food counts as protein by the way
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
did you just send me my own nude
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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