what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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