rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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