Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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