and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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