you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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