Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
