We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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