stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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