its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this will be a night to untag.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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