We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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