I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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