no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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