I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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