I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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