we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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