Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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