My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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