i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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