what if I'm pregnant?
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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