after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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