Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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