If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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