i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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