For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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