I think I died a long time ago.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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