Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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