I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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