yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
