he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
