someone get that fucking seahorse.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
COCAINE IS GR8
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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