I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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