If that was your dad, he is hot
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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