Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Text me some of your sweat
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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