just tell him i said nine months
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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