I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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