adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize